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Paper Monster - The shredded creature
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Paper Monster

The paper creature that crawled out of a shredder and into your wallet.

No promises. Just chaos and vibes.

Summon the MonsterRead the Lore
* not financial advice * the monster ate our legal team *

The Lore

>Deep in the basement of a forgotten office building, a paper shredder hummed its final tune. But something went wrong. The machine jammed, sparked, and from the chaos emerged a creature made entirely of shredded paper and pure spite.

>The Paper Monster was born not from code or investment decks, but from discarded receipts, forgotten memos, and at least three termination letters. It understood nothing about blockchain, yet somehow it understood everything about chaos.

>Now it roams the digital wasteland, collecting wallets like trading cards and turning serious crypto bros into confused paper holders. It has no roadmap because it ate the roadmap. It has no team because teams are just organized paper.

You do not summon the Paper Monster. The Paper Monster summons you.

Why Paper Monster?

(~_~)

Born from Chaos

No VCs. No roadmap meetings. Just a shredder and bad decisions.

\(^o^)/

Paper Hands Welcome

Finally, a coin that celebrates selling early. We get it.

(>_<)

Zero Utility

Why pretend? This does nothing except exist menacingly.

(?_?)

Community of Confusion

Join thousands who also have no idea what is happening.

(^_^)b

Meme Energy Only

Powered by vibes, sustained by confusion, fueled by screenshots.

The Scroll

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Paper Trail

Every transaction leaves a shredded receipt. Good luck tracking it.

!!!

Monster Alerts

Get notified when the monster moves. It moves a lot. Erratically.

???

Shred Score

Track how paper your hands are. Lower is better. Or worse. Who knows.

@#$

Chaos Mode

Sometimes the website just does something random. That is a feature.

Roadmap

(The monster ate the original one. This is what we could piece together.)

ACTIVE
Phase 1

The Awakening

  • [-]Monster escapes shredder
  • [-]Website goes live
  • [-]Community screams in confusion
  • [-]Twitter account created (maybe)
PENDING
Phase 2

The Rampage

  • [-]Monster eats first roadmap
  • [-]Creates new roadmap
  • [-]Eats that one too
  • [-]Vibes intensify
???
Phase 3

The Confusion

  • [-]Nobody knows what is happening
  • [-]That is the point
  • [-]More paper jokes
  • [-]Strategic chaos deployment
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Phase 4

The Unknown

  • [-]???
  • [-]Profit (unlikely)
  • [-]Monster does something
  • [-]We find out together

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